3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference

Nigeria is infamous for its email scams. The 3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference makes light of that.

Or perhaps if I had attended, and learned that ALL UPPERCASE IS MORE EFFECTIVE, I WOULD HAVE SAID THE 3RD ANNUAL NIGERIAN EMAIL CONFERENNCE MAKES LIGHT OF THAT.

It begins:

"Write better emails. Make more moneys."

I am Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, a senior assistant leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone.

I present to you an urgent and confidential request: I request your attendance at The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. This is an excellent opportunity to meet your distinguished colleagues, learn new marketing techniques, and spend your hard-earned money. Attending this conference demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between us.
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(thanks to Bruce Schneier)