Some of My Favorite Sayings
A friend in need is a pest.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
(hmm ? now do we have statistics to prove this ?)
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. ( NEVER !)
Have a great weekend everyone,
Ted
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
(hmm ? now do we have statistics to prove this ?)
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. ( NEVER !)
Have a great weekend everyone,
Ted
posted by Ted Demopoulos at 11:25 AM
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